After seeing how big a deal Mayhem‘s destruction of a hotel room was, I wondered about the state of rock-star excess in the present-day. Everybody knows the cliche of the whisky swilling, drug-taking, unwashed rockstar but what state is it in today?
Bonham’s Binges
It all began back in the days of Led Zeppelin and their legendary over-indulgence. As ‘the biggest band in the world’ they had access to an almost unlimited supply of alcohol and drugs; they exploited this for all it was worth. Most notorious of all was the demise of their drummer, John Bonham.
On 25 September 1980, Bonham was picked up by assistant Rex King to attend band rehearsal. During the trip he asked to stop for ‘breakfast’. At this point he purchased four quadruple shots of vodka (roughly half a bottle) and a ham roll.
He downed these and continued on to the studio for a day of more heavy drinking, ending up in Jimmy Page’s home. The following afternoon he was found dead, having choked on his own vomit.
Evolution of Slash
The tradition of over-indulgence continued throughout the ’80s with Guns ‘n’ Roses’ guitarist Slash, who showed that years of drug and alcohol abuse need not lead to an early death.
He spent the best part of his adulthood trying to stay free from sobriety for as long as possible. This included many forays with cocaine and heroin, or ‘speedballing’ as it is known. But despite his hedonistic ways, Slash managed to kick drugs and alcohol and is now a sober family man.
Sober Crusaders
Not only do some rockstars stop their untamed ways; some never start. Straight edge bands subscribe to a lifelong resistance to the allure of alcohol, tobacco and recreational drugs of any kind. These relentless adherence to a ‘pure’ lifestyle is not as morally upstanding as it sounds. There is a sub-section of this group known as ‘militant straight-edge’ who take an aggressive approach to anyone that disagrees with their views.
The New Breed
So it seems that the new excess is moderation. But not if Peter Doherty has anything to do with it. Ever since ‘The Libertines’ broke through with their debut album ‘Up The Bracket’, Peter has been using the proceeds to fund an addiction to alcohol and heroin. Over the years he’s been arrested or charged with robbing his best friend’s flat, drug possession and driving without insurance (which is still before the courts). And recently his heart stopped as the result of a bout of blood poisoning. It is refreshing to see that even in these times when musicians are babysat and constantly scrutinised, a bright young kid can send his life off the rails in a haze of drugs and irresponsible decisions. Below are two clips of Peter Doherty, records of his life before and after his debauched years of drugs.
Only Revolutions
Biffy Clyro have offered up their fifth LP in Only Revolutions. Following on from the breakthrough 2007 success Puzzle the Scots have made a definite transition across the musical landscape.
Opening track and recent single ‘The Captain’ gets the boys off to an auspicious beginning. Enough ‘woah-ohs’ to fill half a Kaiser Chiefs album and strings to boot, it’s a definite attention grabber and a sign that the band hasn’t strayed too far from their last album.
Much of the album continues in the vein of Biffy’s new found love for catchy pop-rock, but tracks like ‘Bubbles’ really show where the band are at. It is the essence of a cheesy pop song. Upbeat hook, repetitive chanting chorus and the lyric “She’ll wash away your sins.”
This move isn’t necessarily an evolution of the band, rather the acknowledgement that it is hard to eke out a living in the music industry with compromising some of your values.
This isn’t a bad record, the songs are structured well, the riffs are catchy and Simon Neil’s vocals are on form, but there’s a lack of heart to it. The acoustic refrains in ‘Puzzle’ were both an expression of guilt and grief for the loss of his mother.
In ‘Only Revolutions’ they mean nothing but a foray into the world of mainstream pop.
6 out of 10
The Pick Scrape
This blog intends to open the eyes of the world to the glories of indie, rock and metal. A staple in this mash of lovable genres is the anarchistic pick scrape.
Bucking conventions of tunefulness, melody and good taste, the pick scrape sounds a little something like a plane taking off with a load of puppies being tortured in its cargo hold.
This joyful sound is achieved with five simple ingredients:
1. A guitar pick (or a plectrum, it’s the same f*cking thing)
2. An electric guitar with the appropriate leads
3. A distortion pedal
4. A guitar amplifier
5. A human with a minimum of one hand (an opposable thumb is a must)
So the protocol is as follows: Take the pick between thumb and forefinger and press the outer edge on the top three or four strings at either end of the guitar neck. Make sure distortion is at a ridiculous level.
Run the pick down the guitar neck for as long as you wish,making sure the strings aren’t muted. There you have it. Takes a little practice but you could be the next Gallows or Drive Like Jehu.
Ian Brown Charged
So, Ian Brown (ex Stone Roses) has devised an interesting new technique to promote his latest album My Way. He’s been arrested. Brown, 46, allegedly assaulted his wife, Fabiola Quiroz on Monday morning.
He was bailed and is set to appear in court next month.
Free TCV MP3
Them Crooked Vultures are giving away single Mind Eraser, No Chaser in celebration of All Souls Day. There is absolutely no obligation to buy their album or any other crap… so they’re almost certainly using this ‘giveaway’ as a way to indoctrinate us with the beliefs of the Catholic church. More on this conspiracy once I’ve heard the song…
And another thing, it’s just as bloody well they’re giving something away for free they’re charging over 50 pounds a ticket to their Australian shows.
New Hardcore Supergroup
Burning Empires is a new hardcore punk project initiated by ex-members of Misery Signals, 7 Angels 7 Plagues and Fall Out Boy. They’re heading to Washington DC in December to record an EP to be out early next year.
The members are: Matt Mixon (guitar, 7 Angels 7 Plagues), Stuart Ross (guitar, Misery Signals), Kyle Johnson (bass, Misery Signals), Ryan Morgan (vocals, Misery Signals) and Andy Hurley (drummer, Fall Out Boy).
With the band comprised of an 80-20 ratio of respectable bands to… well Fall Out Boy, things are looking up for Burning Empires.
Maccabees in Africa
The Maccabees played at Malawian festival Lake of Stars. The group was the only act from the UK invited to the event in a clever little ploy to boost the tourist industry of the tiny African country.
New Music From Slash
Slash‘s solo effort is set for imminent release. At Marshall Classic Rock Roll of Honour, Slash said “I’ve got a couple of songs left to mix and I’ve got one song left to record which I’m doing as soon as I leave here, after I head back tomorrow.”
The LP will be called Slash and it should be pretty f*cking spectacular. Or at least better than Chinese Democracy.




